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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 18:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No go.

Then came..

share office space ...

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Still no good

Trump says Xi agreed to restart flow of crucial minerals, but analysts say China won’t give up its ‘rare earth card’ - CNN

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Boulder County resident exposed Flatiron Flyer passengers to measles - The Denver Post

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?