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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Then came..
share office space ...
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Still no good
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading